About getting behind that fuzzy rope.

"VIP is a mentality"

A discussion about those pesky energy drinks.

"I don't know wether to climb a building or take a nap."

On disciplining bad drivers.

"He was driving like a maniac, so I grabbed him by the neck!"

Regarding tattoos

"what do you know about a Longview tattoo?"

On bruising

"Thats an impact bruise."

How to handle your buddies.

"You're my best friend and I love you...but last night I wanted to ruin your face for being an asshole"

On Being green.

"I'm greenest when I'm with you."