On Proper eating techniques.

"Welp that's not good."What?" Chunks of bagel and cream cheese trying to go down the wrong tube, chokin' the shit out of me."

About the sign for helicopter rides, $40

" The whole world is on sale."

Love

"You're my Bff and my GF at the same time, it's pretty cool."

The Reality of Gravity

"Going down the hill is way easier than hiking up, you are basically kicking your feet out."

Defending taste.

"So what if I listen to Buckcherry, they're a great band"

About getting behind that fuzzy rope.

"VIP is a mentality"

A discussion about those pesky energy drinks.

"I don't know wether to climb a building or take a nap."